Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa Pyaar + Darr = Papa Pyaar + Saath = Behen Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni
Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi? Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho? Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta, Dad se bachne ek liye LAPTOP kholkar padhne laga. Dad: Pi ke aaya hai? Son: Nahi to! Dad: Phir kaminey suitcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”, chand ne kaha “saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”